Decemeber 2016 Stories

December Quotes

Dec 14
Tyler in preparation to speak to Santa: I am going to tell him about my book, will his reindeer be there, etc?
In actuality: Doesn't speak to Santa and pronounces him "yucky".

Tyler singing: Buy me some peanuts and Apple Jacks, I don't care if you come back!

Dec 20
Christy seems to be a decent sleeper so far. Jeff said, "It took Tyler a whole year for him to sleep as much as she has today."

Dec 21
Mom: I told Uncle Alan Christy's middle name. He replied, "This makes me cry. I was thinking if Rebecca got to give her the send off interview. Thanks Ace and Jeff. Rebecca would be honored."

We may have some learning to do. I told Jeff to bring me a white bow and it took him a few minutes to learn the difference between a bow, flower, and headband. He said, "They are all bows!"

A: Christy is spoiled already. I was holding her and Jeff said, "Rub her hair, she likes her hair to be rubbed."
Tk: Haha. One day old and she has daddy wrapped around her finger already.

Dec 22
Tyler: I'm going to play with Christy and her going to laugh.

Dec24
Tyler to/about Christy: Please can I have a rag?! Her just have milk. I will feed her off my tummy.

Dec 25
Jeff: By the way, your son may or may not have make up on. He was playing with his army guys in the bathroom while I was writing an e-mail.

Tyler was really confused this morning by the whole Santa concept. He knew Santa came while he slept so when he woke up and came into our room this morning he asked if people were still out there. When opening his gifts he heard a noise in the kitchen and asked if it was Santa. He seemed a bit nervous.

My mom gave Tyler some roller skates for Christmas because that is what he really wanted. Well, they may be short lived.
J: Tyler put away your toys.
T: Ok I wear my skates.
J: No. You will get hurt.
T: No. I won't.
(Seconds go by and he falls).
J: That was close.
T: Not close enough.

A: Tyler clean up your train tracks.
T: Dad will help me (aka do it for me).
A: No he won't but you can ask.
T: Dad will you help me?
J: No.
T: Dang it!

Jeff, so now Tyler, do a Jersey/New York accent. Tyler just said to Christy, "Hey kid, you want a paci?"

Tyler is saying, "Eat papa, eat" in a deep voice (from the Rudolph movie).

If I have to hear "How dare you" one more time from Tyler, I am banning him from Carolyn. 

Dec 28
We are listening to Christmas music and Tyler just asked if we have some Beach Boys. He thinks "Feliz Navidad" is the Beach Boys so he keeps asking for them.

How he starts off the night...

How he ends it.

If I he takes off his pajamas one more time...!